Today there is an eclipse. Everyone will turn into werewolves. That’s just science.
According to Variety, I will be 50 years old when The Mandalorian & Grogu appear on the silver screen, as they’ve announced a May 22nd, 2026 release date.
I’m experiencing zero mortal panic, why do you ask?
Late last week, The Tales of the Empire trailer was launched into space without warning.
This looks like one hell of a production. I loved Tales of the Jedi even if I felt it was not kind to poor Yaddle. We were excited about Yaddle and damn did they ever punish us for wearing our Yaddle t-shirts and wearing our Yaddle hats. Yeowch, Yaddle.
I can’t say I’m personally super invested in the Morgan Elsbeth backstory or what happened to Barris Offee, but I have no doubt these stories will be expertly made and presented. Star Wars animation never really misses when it comes to big ideas and great execution. (Even if it’s just executing Yaddle.)
This all looks like it’s going to be dark. So was Tales of the Jedi. So was Ahsoka. So is The Bad Batch. So was The Acolyte trailer. So was Andor. Everything’s pretty dark lately in the world of Star Wars stories.
So, a challenge to the Star Wars crew: you’ve done Godzilla. You’ve done Kurosawa. You’ve made our minds a sunless place.
Now do Duck Soup! How funny can you make Star Wars? I’d be curious to see it.
Holy Moses have you seen The Black Series set that’s based on The Last Command?! I must have this! WE ALL DESERVE THIS! Give me Luke versus Luuke!
Take my money. Better yet, here’s my credit card number. Just leave me enough for food!